The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down.

Los Angeles: nineteen suburbs in search of a metropolis.

The prophesying business is like writing fugues; it is fatal to every one save the man of absolute genius.

In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.

Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

A fool who, after plain warning, persists in dosing himself with dangerous drugs should be free to do so, for his death is a benefit to the race in general.