Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.

No reporter of my generation, whatever his genius, ever really rated spats and a walking stick until he had covered both a lynching and a revolution.

Bridges would not be safer if only people who knew the proper definition of a real number were allowed to design them.

I roll out of my couch every morning with the more agreeable expectations.

The most valuable of all human possessions, next to a superior and disdainful air, is the reputation of being well-to-do.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

Human progress is furthered, not by conformity, but by aberration.