There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries in every pot.
H. L. MenckenThe idea that leisure is of value in itself is only conditionally true. The average man simply spends his leisure as a dog spends it. His recreations are all puerile, and the time supposed to benefit him really only stupefies him.
H. L. MenckenA man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.
H. L. Mencken