Hamlet has been played by 5,000 actors, no wonder he is crazy.

There is no record in human history of a happy philosopher: they exist only in romantic legend.

A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.

The only way to reconcile science and religion is to set up something which is not science and something that is not religion.

The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it's good-bye to the Bill of Rights.

Conscience is the accumulated sediment of ancestral faint- heartedness

If the American people really tire of democracy and want to make a trial of Fascism, I shall be the last person to object. But if that is their mood, then they had better proceed toward their aim by changing the Constitution and not by forgetting it.