Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor.
H. L. MenckenIt is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
H. L. MenckenI've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
H. L. MenckenWhat I admire most in any man is a serene spirit, a steady freedom from moral indignation, and all-embracing tolerance--in brief,what is commonly called sportsmanship.
H. L. Mencken