Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

Only to often on meeting scientific men, even those of genuine distiction, one finds that they are dull fellows and very stupid. They know one thing to excess; they know nothing else. Pursuing facts too doggedly and unimaginatively, they miss all the charming things that are not facts. ... Too much learning, like too little learning, is an unpleasant and dangerous thing.

I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.

All government, of course, is against liberty.

Don't tell me what delusion he entertains regarding God, or what mountebank he follows in politics, or what he springs from, or what he submits to from his wife. Simply tell me how he makes his living. It is the safest and surest of all known tests. A man who gets his board and lodging on this ball in an ignominious way is inevitably an ignominious man.

A bad artist almost always tries to conceal his incompetence by whooping up a new formula.