It is only doubt that creates. It is only the minority that counts.

Philosophy first constructs a scheme of happiness and then tries to fit the world to it.

There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.

The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of cliches. What they mistake for thought is simply a repetition of what they have heard. My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought.

A Puritan is someone who is desperately afraid that, somewhere, someone might be having a good time.

The chief knowledge that's man on from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.

Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.