He who eats alone chokes alone.
Justice is what you get when you run out of money.
There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it.
God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them.
Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production of objective fact.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.