The life of man in this world is like the life of a fly in a room filled with 100 boys, each armed with a fly-swatter.

This passion, so unordered and yet so potent, explains the capacity for teaching that one frequently observes in scientific men of high attainments in their specialties-for example, Huxley, Ostwald, Karl Ludwig, Virchow, Billroth, Jowett, William G. Sumner, Halsted and Osler-men who knew nothing whatever about the so-called science of pedagogy, and would have derided its alleged principles if they had heard them stated.

Women have a hard time of it in this world. They are oppressed by man-made laws, man-made social customs, masculine egoism, the delusion of masculine superiority. Their one comfort is the assurance that, even though it may be impossible to prevail against man, it is always possible to enslave and torture a man.

I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men.

Why do men go to zoos?

Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell.

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.