I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and buttermilk. It is American in every chitling and sparerib. It is alive from snout to tail.

Why do men go to zoos?

It is not a sign of communal well-being when men turn to their government to execute all their business for them, but rather a sign of decay, as in the United States today. The state, indeed, is but one of the devices that a really healthy community sets up to manage its affairs.

A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.

Experience is a poor guide to man, and is seldom followed. What really teaches a man is not experience, but observation.

The effect of every sort of New Deal is to increase and prosper the criminal class. It teaches precisely what all professional criminals believe, to wit, that, it is neither virtuous nor necessary to suffer and to do without.

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.