Whenever a reporter is assigned to cover a Methodist conference, he comes home an atheist.

The central difficulty lies in the fact that all of the sciences have made such great progress during the last century that they have got quite beyond the reach of man

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue.

The psychologists and the metaphysicians wrangle endlessly over the nature of the thinking process in man, but no matter how violently they differ otherwise they all agree that it has little to do with logic and is not much conditioned by overt facts.

Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master.