Man makes love by braggadocio, and woman makes love by listening.

After all, why be good? How many will actually believe it of us?

Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.

Osteopath--One who argues that all human ills are caused by the pressure of hard bone upon soft tissue. The proof of his theory isto be found in the heads of those who believe it.

Youth, though it may lack knowledge, is certainly not devoid of intelligence; it sees through shams with sharp and terrible eyes.

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century.