The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her.

All the great villainies of history, from the murder of Abel onward, have been perpetrated by sober men, chiefly by Teetotalers.

The worst government is the most moral.

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.

To argue that the gaps in knowledge which confront the seeker must be filled, not by patient inquiry, but by intuition or revelation, is simply to give ignorance a gratuitous and preposterous dignity.

The scent of frying astronomers long ago ceased to ascend to Yahweh.

The military caste did not originate as a party of patriots, but as a party of bandits