I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.

People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?

The believing mind reaches its perihelion in the so-called Liberals. They believe in each and every quack who sets up his booth inthe fairgrounds, including the Communists. The Communists have some talents too, but they always fall short of believing in the Liberals.

He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.

Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate.

Experience is a poor guide to man, and is seldom followed. What really teaches a man is not experience, but observation.