What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue.
H. L. MenckenIt is, indeed, one of the capital tragedies of youth-and youth is the time of real tragedy-that the young are thrown mainly with adults they do not quite respect.
H. L. MenckenThe curse of man, and the cause of nearly all his woe, is his stupendous capacity for believing the incredible.
H. L. MenckenThe kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. Mencken