Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage.

The only way to reconcile science and religion is to set up something which is not science and something that is not religion.

This combat between proletariat and plutocracy is, after all, itself a civil war. Two inferiorities struggle for the privilege of polluting the world.

Why do men go to zoos?

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

The natural tendency of every government is to grow steadily worse-that is, to grow more satisfactory to those who constitute it and less satisfactory to those who support it.

The Old Testament, as everyone who has looked into it is aware, drips with blood; there is, indeed, no more bloody chronicle in all the literature of the world.