Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage.

Bridges would not be safer if only people who knew the proper definition of a real number were allowed to design them.

Osteopath--One who argues that all human ills are caused by the pressure of hard bone upon soft tissue. The proof of his theory isto be found in the heads of those who believe it.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

I believe in only one thing and that thing is human liberty.

Pastor: One employed by the wicked to prove to them by his example that virtue doesn't pay.

When we appropriate money from the public funds to pay for vaccinating a horde of negroes, we do not do it because we have any sympathy for them or because we crave their blessings, but simply because we don't want them to be falling ill of smallpox