Religion deserves no more respect than a pile of garbage.

A bad artist almost always tries to conceal his incompetence by whooping up a new formula.

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.

A dull, dark, depressing day in Winter: the whole world looks like a Methodist church at Wednesday night prayer meeting.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

Hanging one scoundrel, it appears, does not deter the next. Well, what of it? The first one is at least disposed of.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.