No man of honor ever quite lives up to his code, any more than a moral man manages to avoid sin.

He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.

No healthy man, in his secret heart, is content with his destiny. He is tortured by dreams and images as a child is tortured by the thought of a state of existence in which it would live in a candy store and have two stomachs.

What I admire most in any man is a serene spirit, a steady freedom from moral indignation, and all-embracing tolerance--in brief,what is commonly called sportsmanship.

It is surely no mere coincidence that the land of the emancipated and enthroned woman is also the land of canned soup, of canned pork and beans, of whole meals in cans, and of everything else ready made.

There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.

Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.