In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.

The common man knows exactly what he wants...and deserves to get it good and hard.

The notion that anything is gained by fixing a language in a groove is cherished only by pedants.

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

A poet over 30 is pathetic

The editors are committed to nothing save this: to keep common sense as fast as they can, to belabor sham as agreeably as possible, to give civilized entertainment.

Change is not progress.