Please don't refer to me as "channeling Mark Twain." I'm an actor. Not a channeler. That word is an iPhone shortcut. Acting is more eloquent than that.

I have a suicide impulse.

I've had a very full career in the theater, on stage, in films and on television.

I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.

I think I may drop dead on the stage someday. I hate to think of it. But it's getting tough on me, the travel. The show, I somehow manage to rise up to it, you know. But I have no desire to retire.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.

I got a feeling about political correctness. I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think.