The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.

Mark Twain cannot be defined.

Look, see, learn, become a citizen of Mankind, not just Hannibal, Missouri. That is the message of [Mark] Twain.

I walked the streets of New York for two years begging for a job, and I couldn't get one.

I developed a resistance to authority. Not to discipline - I learned that. But to authority. I like to think for myself. And I like to cause trouble.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was for war. He was against rich people and he was for them. He was a kaleidoscope