[Mark] Twain was a publisher. He published General Grant's Memoirs (a big success) and had a hand in the publishing of many of his own books. He would, I think, be very keen about the question of how a book would sell.

Mark Twain cannot be defined.

Lobbyists in Washington are making six figure salaries selling our government out to the corporate interests and we just sit and smile as if nothing is happening while the poor folks are getting poorer and their pharmaceutical bills rise.

[Mark] Twain was a publisher. He published General Grant's Memoirs (a big success) and had a hand in the publishing of many of his own books. He would, I think, be very keen about the question of how a book would sell.

I've had a very full career in the theater, on stage, in films and on television.

Man is the religious animal. He is the only one that's got true religion, several of them.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.