I developed a resistance to authority. Not to discipline - I learned that. But to authority. I like to think for myself. And I like to cause trouble.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

We live in a democracy. We have this extraordinary opportunity to use our mind and say what we think, speak as we think. Sometimes what we say is objectionable to other people. But that is part of a free society

[Mark] Twain is pointing at you. You, the reader of the book one hundred and thirty years ago and today. That is what has made it a great American novel and the most widely read book in American Literature around the world today.

Success is no longer content. It's how it sells.

Man is the religious animal. He is the only one that's got true religion, several of them.