Why do I keep performing at my age? What else am I going to do? Play golf? I tried that years ago and all I did was cuss. I can do that without the walk, cuss at Congress and let [Mark]Twain do it. "Imagine that you were an idiot. And then imagine that you were a member of Congress. Wait - I've repeated myself."

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

I don't have a director. The audience directs me.

There's no good guys and bad guys.

Mark Twain cannot be defined.

Success is no longer content. It's how it sells.

One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.