I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums.

I guess for me the greatest injustice is to see people robbed of that interiority and process of association.

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

The craft Emmys are kind of the kids table at Thanksgiving. You're not really invited to the big dance. It's still really, really exciting, and the statue still counts.

I was hedging my bets by the time I got to college. I was interested in drama and journalism and psychology.

I ask for a lot of advice from different fathers - all kinds of dads.

[Kids] are just like annoying short people