Just watching Jack Lemmon made me want to get into this business.

A self-help book can't really address a problem unless it's individualized. It's not going to talk about a globalized problem.

I say with pride that I've done over a hundred voices or something, and some of them may have only had two or three lines, but I literally never ran out. I think I'm a bit of a savant that way. I kind of remember every voice I hear, famous or otherwise, and can imitate it pretty fast. I've enjoyed mimicking people famous and not famous all through my life, and they kind of remain in the memory banks, so I'm ready to trot them out.

I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a weekend.

Women are, in general, less shallow visually. If their man gains 10, 20 pounds, they don't care as much.

Literally, I see my writing as transcription - a transcription of what I see, hear, think, live.

Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.