I've been doing silly voices since I was a child.

In gay culture hookups are a way of escaping your class.

Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight, out of mind.' But when you walk outside and see them on a billboard or on TV or on the cover of a magazine, it reopens the wound. It's a high-class problem, but it's real.

I don't really remember much about the '60s at all. You know, 1970 is the first year I remember pretty well.

I've met a lot of rock stars when they come to The Simpsons, and almost every one of them I get really freaked out.

Literally, I see my writing as transcription - a transcription of what I see, hear, think, live.

Women are, in general, less shallow visually. If their man gains 10, 20 pounds, they don't care as much. But I've been with women over the years when my weight fluctuated, and they're definitely more interested physically when I am in really great shape.