We are all differently broken, semi-functional, rusted out love machines

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.

Stop listening to people telling us we need to hate each other

Marriage can be a religious thing. It can also be a secular thing. And guess what? Not everyone in the world is of the same religion. Preventing gay people from getting married is not an expression of religious freedom. It's an expression of religious oppression.

Welcome to the degeneration of my mind.

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!