I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

Bravery is not strength in the face of a far lesser foe. Bravery is the exact opposite of that.

Legacy media accuses young people of being apathetic while actively attempting to remove them from the discussion.

‎Sometimes I feel like when someone asks me if I believe in God, it's like a blind person asking if I'm black, so that they can put me in the right category.

Welcome to the degeneration of my mind.

Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.