I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water.

It seems no matter what I read I think 'this is not Harry Potter.'

I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water.

‎Sometimes I feel like when someone asks me if I believe in God, it's like a blind person asking if I'm black, so that they can put me in the right category.

Humanity is good. Some people are terrible and broken, but humanity is good. I believe that.

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.