Stop listening to people telling us we need to hate each other

We often just accept the things that we like, and complain a lot about the things that we don't like. But if we could, like, intensely dwell on the really great things in life the way we intensely dwell on the negative things in life; I think that would be fantastic.

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and soft.

If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!

But the truth of the matter is, to live a good life, as a good person, it doesn't matter how you got there. It just matters that you do.