Nobody is wired wrong, because there's no wrong and right in the way we are.

Try to focus on the things that you do have instead of obsessing over things you don't

A pitcher is worth a thousand worts.

Surround yourself with people that you know will take care of you. It's not so much a mistake advice - it's just advice advice.

As it turns out, that feeling of being lost or listless or never achieving your potential doesn't contain itself within any certain decade of life; it just lives in you until you learn how to cope with it or let it go.

I'm simultaneously terrified of the thought of existing forever and not existing at all. Wherein is my peace?

I think the best way to crash a stranger's party would be to arrive as the pizza person, buy pizza, buy some sort of pizza shirt, walk in like you're delivering the pizza, put it down and proceed to party while eating the pizza.