Nobody is wired wrong, because there's no wrong and right in the way we are.

We have so much access to video and audio recording equipment that it's kind of the new pen and paper.

As it turns out, that feeling of being lost or listless or never achieving your potential doesn't contain itself within any certain decade of life; it just lives in you until you learn how to cope with it or let it go.

I think the best way to crash a stranger's party would be to arrive as the pizza person, buy pizza, buy some sort of pizza shirt, walk in like you're delivering the pizza, put it down and proceed to party while eating the pizza.

I'm simultaneously terrified of the thought of existing forever and not existing at all. Wherein is my peace?

There are certain people who will always seek to criticize. This has nothing to do with you. It must be hard to be inside their head, you know? I mean if they find so much fault in everyone around them... then one can only imagine the faults they must see in themselves.

A pitcher is worth a thousand worts.