The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look at my deals closely these days and try to come up with other projects and ideas, since this business [comedy] is about creating content.

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

When I'm doing shows I don't need much from a city. All I'm looking for is a good meal and a decent spot to have a couple drinks.

I didn't really get into comedy until a couple months before I started doing comedy.

I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all; I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and baking, then I'm staying inside my place the rest of the day. I can't start my day off high.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.