Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment... Thank me.

I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all; I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and baking, then I'm staying inside my place the rest of the day. I can't start my day off high.

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content.

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.