I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all; I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and baking, then I'm staying inside my place the rest of the day. I can't start my day off high.

I've been going up and bombing everywhere. It's great. I love it. It's hilarious.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.