I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it.
I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.
I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon.
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.
I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And I like to travel, and I knew I wanted to do an hour special, so in order to get ready for that, I had to hit the road.