I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'

I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of dude.

I play myself on everything I do.

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.