'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

I play myself on everything I do.

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.

I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always stay productive. I couldn't imagine only being an actor or a writer. Because what the hell do I do when I'm not working? Mope?