My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just assumed I'm an immigrant and I don't speak English, which is fascinating. It was a fascinating thing to discover how I looked versus my brother with a mustache.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep thinking, "If they get drunk, they would commit a hate crime." Now that is an extreme position to take, but it's just a feeling I get. New Zealand people, I don't see that.

Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse.

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.