That’s the problem with falling in love. It makes you start talking like a bad country song

Getting into a fight with a popular senior. Pissing off a school teacher and the local chief of police. Hanging with two major-league losers." She slapped my back. "Welcome to high school.

I once worked as a tour guide in the Costa del Sol of Spain.

I pretty much only wear Lilly Pulitzer ties because my best friend owns the company.

This is the price you pay for having a great father. You get the wonder, the joy, the tender moments - and you get the tears at the end, too.

There are few times that I feel more at peace, more in tune, more Zen, if you will, than when I force myself to unplug.

So basically your plan is to flail about helplessly.