Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

In my ugly, elitist opinion we are not all entitled to voice our opinions, we are entitled to pass along our informed opinions.

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

[On love:] I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired. That is to abrogate one's responsibility as a human being.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

You're a writer. And that's something better than being a millionaire. Because it's something holy.