I usually say I write for the smartest, cleverest, wittiest audience I know, and that's me.
Harlan EllisonThere in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon.
Harlan EllisonPosing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?
Harlan Ellison