In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The real name for 'science' is magic.

[On love:] I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired. That is to abrogate one's responsibility as a human being.

I am responsible for myself. I am exactly who I eventually wanted myself to be, I guess, without consciously knowing what I wanted me to be.

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

What I try to write about are the darkest things in the soul, the mortal dreads... The closer I get to the burning core of my being, the things which are most painful to me, the better is my work.

I've only been an asshole to assholes!