I will live to piss in the open mouths or the open graves of my enemies, whichever comes first.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

Any writer who pretends to a disaffection for recognition, I think they're being duplicitous.

I am not one of these people who instantly takes umbrage when he's corrected or - I love being corrected.

I think love and sex are separate and only vaguely similar. Like the word bear and the word bare. You can get in trouble mistaking one for the other.

The act of writing means you wish to communicate. Whether you're writing a memoir for yourself you put in a drawer, or you write a poem and you send it to a little magazine, or you write for publication, it always means - the form follows function.