I refuse to write the same story twice. I keep experimenting. I keep learning how to work. I've been at it pretty much 50 years, and I'm now beginning to learn how to do the job well.

There in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon.

Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

I can't picture in my mind three hundred and sixty thousand dollars... When I think of it, all I can see in my mind is a big nickel.