The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.

The worst thing, I fear, about being no longer young is that one is no longer young.

The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.

The gift of broadcasting is, without question, the lowest human capacity to which any man could attain.

Few things are more agreeable than the spectacle of a man who loses his temper; we should be grateful to such people for providing us with moments of often unsullied delight.

Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.