No matter what I have to say, I'm still trying to say it in comedic form.

I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

We are all several different people. There are different aspects of our nature that are competing.

Most comedies are calculated. They tend to pander. They're not about anything important.

I'm a writer-director-actor, which I've always kind of enjoyed. I compared it to the Olympic biathlon. "Not only can he cross-country ski, but he's a terrific marksman as well." I want people to say, "You mean that writer performed a tracheotomy?" That's right, I do everything.

That's one of the great things about DVD: In addition to reaching people who didn't catch the movie in theaters, you get to have this interaction of sorts.

We all wish we could be in more than one place at the same time. People with families feel guilty all the time-if we spend too much time with our family, we feel we're not working hard enough.