I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

I always claim that the writer has done 90 percent of the director's work.

I used to be married to a woman who pursued every spiritual trend with tremendous passion and dragged me along. I don't believe in anything. I'd seen mediums and readers.

Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit!

We tell our kids that policemen are good and God protects us and our country is noble, and at a certain point - and for some it comes quite early, five or six years old - we start to realize that it's all a facade.

Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny.

I realized that my righteous indignation was a form of entertainment for me. I loved getting pissed off at injustice. I didn't do anything about it, I just liked the feeling of being pissed off.