I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

I have no trouble selling out—I’m a benevolent hack, in a certain way—but I want to pander for something I believe in.

I used to be married to a woman who pursued every spiritual trend with tremendous passion and dragged me along. I don't believe in anything. I'd seen mediums and readers.

I think of myself as a real writer, not just someone who dabbles in it, so I deserve some credit.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.

Most comedy is not very ambitious. You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture.

We all wish we could be in more than one place at the same time. People with families feel guilty all the time-if we spend too much time with our family, we feel we're not working hard enough.