If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.

This party is a bit like an old stagecoach. If you drive along at a rapid rate everyone aboard is either so exhilarated or so seasick that you don't have a lot of difficulty.

The monarchy is a labor intensive industry.

A week is a long time in politics.

We are redefining and we are restating our socialism in terms of the scientific revolution

Tories never actually talk about getting rid of their leader, then suddenly there us a flash of steel between he shoulder-blades and rigormortis sets in.

If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.