You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

If people recognize me when I'm out in public, I'm very nice to them. I'm very nice to people even when they don't recognize me. I don't even mind if people come up to me while I'm eating dinner, but if they recognize me while I'm having sex, I refuse to sign autographs.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

I believe that the racial injustice which existed such a short time ago probably would have persisted longer if the color barrier had not been broken in baseball.

Hell of a thing when a man's got good health, plenty of money and absolutely nothing to do.

I'm addicted to Altoids. I call them 'acting pills.'