Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor.