Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.