When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.

You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor.

Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.